Ed had names for all his toes

The single email in my junk mail folder has the subject "Improve Your Sperm Integrity!"
All I can say is it's about time. Finally! A product that forces your sperm to adhere to a strict moral and ethical code!

Excellent soccer today. Excellent. We played Royal Halloway two leagues above us, and got absolutely shelled. But we played some of the best soccer I've ever seen these girls play. Really shut the team down. Really frustrated them. These girls I play with...I love their willingness, their effort, their intensity, how hard they try despite the lack of an even match, and overall the lack of ego on the field. That's just about the biggest thing that separates British women's soccer from American women's soccer. There's virtually no ego on the field, and it completely changes the game. They understand that nothing is personal within the confines of the game so it deteriorates the ugly and malicious spin that fowling in the states often has on it. Maybe though what I love about them so much is how responsive they are to my shouting (and encouragement - I encourage too!) Anyhow, I'm really pleased with the game despite the defeat, and I'm walking like an old man. My knees are oh so pretty right now.

This achy girl's got to get in the shower before the hot water runs out in the flat.